— Hello Tisiphone, thank you for meeting the readers of your story.
— No, but seriously, you couldn't schedule your meeting at another time? Did you have to choose Halloween?!
— But... uh... I just thought you would like it since you love this period while just after...
— Because you don't think I have a billion things to do on this special day for me? Think about it, it’s still THE EVENT of the year! There, those are fewer minutes in my bath with my scented pearls, grrr…
— But given your Sleeping Beauty physique, you don't need it: you're already on top...
— Honestly, the author who cheats on you to get what she wants is not only pathetic but it doesn't work...
—And... uh... a red croc would help?
— As if one candy could be enough! A candy dish, perhaps. It really sucks to be the heroine of a broke author!
A container of Haribo sweets later (not to mention the ten-year loan that the author had to take out to pay for it all ).
— So, what did you want me to tell the readers? Except for the fact that with me they're going to have a blast. As much as John Wick when he blows up bad guys. Finally, if they manage to get past the Christmas references scattered throughout the novel, pfff…
— At the same time, it's a Christmas Fantasy romance so it couldn't be any other way, right?
— Well, you could have imagined it at another time of the year in your story, I would have suffered less like that! And what an idea to bother me with an Archangel! Not to mention the Egyptian scribe... The sorcerer to kill, that's great but I didn't need to bother with all these pantheons, name for a studded whip! Besides, if you think about it carefully, this kind of blunder deserves exemplary punishment...
Her brother Cupid had to intervene to confiscate the weapons of Tisiphone who was threatening the author curled up in her chair.
— Well, it seems that I don't have the right to punish you because you are the author and you do what you want with your characters in your novels...
— I appreciate it, thank you.
In reality, that's the theory but in practice... This one shot turned into a saga when the Archangel also wanted to tell his story and the Dragon obviously couldn't be left out...
— By the way, tell me the author, do you remember what you put in the summary of OSEF Noël! A Fury in NYC?
— Um, I tried to make readers want to immerse themselves in your adventure?
— Pfff, but no, I’m not talking to you about that. My story is great if they want to have a laugh and forget about their day. They will read, I tell you. Nah, I remind you that you said that I never followed the rules...
The interview ended when the author fled to save her skin: definitely, this type of exchange with her characters is not an easy exercise for her!