— Hello everyone and thank you for being with us for this interview with Dick, one of the protagonists of Oracle, Magie & Co, an Urban Fantasy adventure series.
— So what do you want me to say?
— Hello Dick, thank you for accepting this interview.
— Well, I didn't really have a choice since you're the author but, damn it, I have other fish to fry, me, pfff!
— Um... OK, we'll try to be quick then... To begin, could you tell the readers how you experienced this adventure?
— I didn't experience it since I died... I'm a ghost, I remind you!
— Finally, you understand what I mean. It is a way to speak…
— Yeah, well, an author who doesn't use the right terms, I say she's in a bad place...
— Please, readers are here to tell them about you and not me.
— Well, it’s certain that they don’t care about the author and they’re right because it’s not you who’s running around all over Panama to save the world!
— Ah, so you felt like you were on a rescue mission?
— But did you read what you wrote? Without me, nothing actually happens...
— Isn't that a bit exaggerated after all? It's Dimitri the hero, the Mage through whom the story begins, right?
— Well, he just shows up half-burnt and turns my little one's head upside down with his two-handed magic! Not to mention the whole clique of bad guys who are chasing us because of him... If I'm not there, the story stops on page 30 because the commander would have already killed him in no time!
— Certainly, you have an important role but Sybille is the heroine. She’s the one who saves Dimitri…
— But precisely, to save him she needs me and if I don't intervene, well there's no romance. You're really slow to relax, you...
— Well, let's admit. If not, is there anything you would have taken away from the story?
— Wow, Cod! No, but what's the idea of having a character like that honestly? And this nickname Barbie is just ridiculous, it's not even a real name...
— Um, as long as it's just a nickname, it's not a big deal. And then, she plays an important role gradually, especially in volume 2, not to mention the spin-off.
— Let’s talk about that, hey! By the Almighty Godfather, why did she have to be...
—Stop!!! We must not spoil the readers who are not there yet, let's see!
— Grrr, all this to censor me and not let me say what I think...
— There, everyone already knows what you think of Sélène aka Barbie…
— Yeah, well, it would have done me good to say it anyway! Well, otherwise, what would have been necessary was to add Zombies. It would have been great to have a fight scene against them in the catacombs because the Mages, they just throw fireballs, it's not very fun...
— But... but the zombies are in dystopian universes and there, the story takes place in the Urban Fantasy genre. It has nothing to do…
— Hey ho, you're the author, you do what you want, right?
— But we must respect the codes of the genre, otherwise readers are lost…
— Yeah, well them… ********** (censored by the author so as not to offend the public) .
— Hmm… Could we end this interview on a positive note? Do you have anything nice to say to readers?
— … Ok. Please buy the novel or read it in the Kindle subscription. And above all, think about giving 4 or 5 stars WITH a comment because otherwise it doesn't make others want to embark on the adventure with us. It will give the author a big boost and it won't cost you anything, except a minute of your time.
— Well, it’s really nice to promote myself, thank you Dick!
— Anyway, those who read this bonus, I would know who it is. And if they don't do what I say, I'll go pay them a little visit. And believe me, they won't like the meeting if I have to, damn it!
The interview ended abruptly when the author fainted from horror at the words of this rude character. She presents her bluntest excuses to the public and will not do a live interview again anytime soon.
To reassure her and let her know that you don't hold too much grudge against her, don't hesitate to send her a short message on the contact page. In his defense, Dick was a gangster in the 50s in Chicago and you know that this type of character doesn't do with finesse...
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